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I ask them why we must read
books written in what we
laughingly call English.
I say down with Bill Shakespeare,
he was a pot-head anyway.
Instead, let us read Crichton,
or King, or Clancy.
I want not to hear of Shakespeare,
though if I have to, let it be in
a movie with Keanu Reeves or Kenneth Branagh.
But all they make us do is read.
"Doth" and "Thou" and silly words like that.
So much so that I could cry.
They laugh at our expense.
They laugh as I try to comprehend.
O Noble Shakespeare, thou art
but a thorny-thorn in mine side.
books written in what we
laughingly call English.
I say down with Bill Shakespeare,
he was a pot-head anyway.
Instead, let us read Crichton,
or King, or Clancy.
I want not to hear of Shakespeare,
though if I have to, let it be in
a movie with Keanu Reeves or Kenneth Branagh.
But all they make us do is read.
"Doth" and "Thou" and silly words like that.
So much so that I could cry.
They laugh at our expense.
They laugh as I try to comprehend.
O Noble Shakespeare, thou art
but a thorny-thorn in mine side.
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Sums up my feelings on Billy Boy quite well.
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yeah I say we need to make every book into a movie so then I can finally say I am going to wait for the movie for every book.